Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A P-Fizz is like a half-gram of that sticky-icky plant stuff. It’s the most basic way to talk to your dealer without sounding like a dumbass.

Yo, I just got a P-Fizz. Let’s get high and forget this week’s math test.

I only bought a P-Fizz. Don’t expect me to smoke all day.

A P-Fizz is the only thing I need to feel like a king.

2

A P-Fizz is when you split a gram like a cheap pizza. It’s for people who can’t afford to go full-on stoner.

I only got a P-Fizz. I’m gonna be sad all day.

Split the gram into a P-Fizz. That’s how we do it.

You only got a P-Fizz? I’m gonna laugh at you all day.

3

A P-Fizz is like a little piece of heaven. But only if you’re not too broke to buy more than that.

I got a P-Fizz and I’m already feeling happy.

I’m stuck with a P-Fizz. This is the worst.

A P-Fizz is all I need to feel rich.

4

A P-Fizz is when you’re too cheap to buy a whole gram. It’s like saying you’re a half-assed stoner.

I only got a P-Fizz. I’m gonna be a half-assed stoner today.

Don’t even think about me buying more than a P-Fizz.

A P-Fizz is the only thing I can afford.

5

A P-Fizz is like a tiny amount of weed. It’s for people who don’t want to get too high and ruin their life.

I only got a P-Fizz. I’m gonna be a little high.

A P-Fizz is the best way to stay semi-casual.

I’m only gonna smoke a P-Fizz. I don’t want to be a mess.

6

A P-Fizz is when you take the smallest hit of weed. It’s for people who are too lazy to smoke all day.

I just took a P-Fizz. That’s all I needed.

I only smoked a P-Fizz. I’m still tired.

A P-Fizz is the most lazy way to get high.