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My P is the reason I got 100 likes on that selfie. Everyone else is just decoration.

You ain't P. You're like the sidekick who forgot their lines.

My P just walked in and the whole room went silent. That's how legendary he is.

My P got the girl. You just got left in the dust like a broken toy.

You're not P. You're the guy who got stuck with the last slice of pizza.

My P got the job. You're still waiting for the interview. That's the difference.

My P don't need no help. He just walks in and takes the crown.

You're not P. You're the guy who needs a map to get to the store.

My P is so P, he don't even need a phone. He got the whole world in his head.

My P don't back down. He's got the moves and the swag. You're just stuck in the background.

You're not P. You're the one who tripped over the curb and fell flat on your face.

My P got the moves and the swag. He don't even need a dance party. He's the party.

My P is the king. He don't need no proof. He just walks in and the whole world knows.

You're not P. You're the guy who got left behind when the bus left.

My P is so legendary, even the moon bows down to him.