p-dubbed

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A guy who lets his girlfriend run his life like a boss. He’s too scared to speak up, and he’d rather sit in a corner and cry than fight back.
My man Jake is a total p-dubbed. He lets his girlfriend tell him what to wear, what to eat, and even what to say to his mom.
If I ever see my cousin again, I’m gonna punch him for letting his girlfriend make him wear a tutu to the mall.
My friend's p-dubbed because his girlfriend told him to get a job, and now he's working at a pet store and wears a bow tie every day.
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A slang way to say 'pwn3d' because nobody wants to say that long word. It’s like turning 'I am very tired' into 'I’m dead.'
My friend got p-dubbed in the game and said, 'I’m dead.'
He got p-dubbed and I laughed so hard I cried.
My brother got p-dubbed and said, 'I can’t even.'
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A guy who’s so scared of his girlfriend that he’ll do anything she says. If he doesn’t, she’ll probably yell at him and throw a phone at his head.
My neighbor is a total p-dubbed. He wears a dress to work every day just so his girlfriend won’t yell at him.
My friend got p-dubbed because his girlfriend told him to eat a whole pizza by himself.
My cousin is a p-dubbed because his girlfriend told him to get a tattoo of her face on his chest.
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A meme from Reddit. You make a silly username, get famous, and then people send you money like you’re a rockstar, even though you’re just a weird guy online.
I made a username called ‘LizardKong2000’ and now people send me money just because I’m weird.
I became famous on Reddit and people send me money because I wear pajamas to work.
I made a username called ‘PotatoQueen’ and now people pay me to post pictures of potatoes.
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A guy who’s so p-dubbed he’s actually a golf club. He’s used for short chips and he’s probably tired of being called a ‘pitching wedge.’
My golf instructor is a p-dubbed because he’s actually a pitching wedge.
My friend got p-dubbed and now he’s a golf club.
I got p-dubbed and now I’m a pitching wedge.
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A guy who’s so poor he’s a ‘Poor White Trash’ and he doesn’t even know what he’s doing with his life.
My uncle is a p-dubbed because he lives in a trailer and eats ramen every day.
My friend is a p-dubbed because he got fired from his job and now he lives in a tent.
My cousin is a p-dubbed because he has three jobs and still can’t afford a phone.
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A girl who’s super smart, super sexy, and can beat up your whole family if you don’t do what she says.
My crush is a p-dubbed because she got straight A’s, she’s hot, and she’s got a karate black belt.
My friend’s crush is a p-dubbed because she’s smart, she’s pretty, and she’s got a tattoo of a dragon on her arm.
My sister is a p-dubbed because she got all A’s, she’s cute, and she’s got a karate belt and a dog.
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