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when a bike messenger gets smashed by a door because they’re too dumb to stay out of the way, and the passenger didn’t see them coming, like they’re blind and stupid all at once.
I got p-doored by a door that should’ve been on a spaceship.
That door hit me like a brick from a chimney.
I was a bicycle, now I’m a pancake on the street.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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when a bike rider gets doored because they’re too fast and the passenger is too clueless, and the door hits them like a slap from a giant.
The door hit me so hard, I thought I was in a fight.
That door gave me a lesson I’ll never forget.
I got doored so hard, my bike went flying.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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when a bike messenger is running between a car and a curb like a lunatic, and a door comes out of nowhere and hits them like a curse.
I got doored like I was in a horror movie.
That door came out of nowhere like a ghost.
I was biking, now I’m a broken bicycle.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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