Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy thinks he's the main man and starts tailing some girl like a lovesick mutt, only to find out he's just in the way of someone else getting laid.

My cousin p-dogged my sister for a week. Still didn't get any.

He followed her to the store. She bought a sandwich and he bought a sandwich. Both had no idea why.

He was so obsessed he texted her every hour. She blocked him. He still didn't get it.

2

When you mix crack and weed into one joint. It’s like Sherm, but even more trashy and low life.

He lit that joint and started coughing like a dying donkey.

That hit was so strong, he passed out and woke up in the hospital.

He took one hit and started talking to the ceiling. That’s not normal.

3

Cocaine-laced weed. It’s like a party in your lungs, but also like being punched in the face.

He smoked that and started dancing in the middle of the street.

She took one puff and instantly became a god.

He ate the whole joint and now he's screaming at the sky.

4

A smelly guy, but he’s got a dog named Ben. He’s a real tough guy, but he also smells like old socks and regret.

He walked in and the whole room smelled like gym socks and sorrow.

He had a dog called Ben. Ben smelled like a dead raccoon.

He tried to be cool, but he smelled like a dumpster fire.

5

A mix of crack and weed. It’s the love child of two bad decisions.

He lit it up and started yelling at the TV like it owed him money.

That hit was so strong, he started crying and then laughing at the same time.

He took one hit and instantly became a superhero. Or a lunatic.

6

Boiled Purell and 7 Up. It’s like drinking the inside of a trash can.

He drank it and started coughing like a chainsaw was in his lungs.

She took a sip and immediately regretted every decision she ever made.

He poured it into a cup and drank it like it was liquid gold.

7

A huge fling with someone. It’s like a love affair, but also like being hit by a truck.

He had a massive hit with the girl. They kissed. He got a zit.

She had a massive hit with him. He got a zit. She got a zit.

They had a massive hit. They both got zits. It was worth it.