P-DoFF

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P-DoFF is when you look at someone like they just told you they’ve been eating their own farts for 20 years. It’s the face you make when someone says something so stupid it makes your brain scream.
'And I put honey on my toast every morning, and it’s not just toast, it’s a spiritual experience.'
‘I’ve been meditating for 12 hours a day since I was 3.’
‘I discovered the secret to life in a dream last night.’
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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P-DoFF is when you stare at someone like they’re the reason your dog ran away and your mom got a second job. It’s for when someone talks like they’re Einstein’s cousin and they’re not.
‘I’ve been talking to the universe since I was a kid, and it’s been talking back.’
‘I eat kale for breakfast, and it’s not just food, it’s a lifestyle.’
‘I’ve been doing yoga since the dinosaurs roamed the earth.’
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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P-DoFF is when you see something so dumb, your face looks like it’s about to burst into flames. It’s the look you give when someone thinks they’re a genius, but they’re not even close.
‘I’ve been fasting for 30 days, and I’ve never felt so alive.’
‘I drink a smoothie every morning, and it’s not just a drink, it’s a ritual.’
‘I’ve been sleeping on the floor for 10 years, and it’s the best thing I’ve ever done.’
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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P-DoFF is when you see something so stupid, your face looks like it’s been kicked by a donkey. It’s the face you make when someone says something so dumb it makes your brain quit.
‘I’ve been drinking water since I was a baby, and it’s not just water, it’s a miracle.’
‘I’ve been doing meditation since the moon landed on Earth.’
‘I’ve been eating vegetables for 50 years, and it’s not just food, it’s a religion.’
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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P-DoFF is when you stare at someone like they just told you your cat is now your ex. It’s when you’re trying to hold back a laugh because someone is being so absurd, it’s almost funny.
‘I’ve been talking to my plants for 20 years, and they’ve been talking back.’
‘I’ve been doing a detox every day, and it’s not just a diet, it’s a life choice.’
‘I’ve been eating raw food for 10 years, and it’s not just food, it’s a lifestyle.’
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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