P. Didiot

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To be so dumb people think you were born in a trash can and raised by rats.
I tried to fix my phone and now it’s broken. P. Didiot for life.
He asked if the sky was blue and got yelled at. Classic P. Didiot moment.
She forgot her own name. That’s P. Didiot level stupidity.
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To be so clueless you think the moon is a cheese sandwich and it’s made of magic.
He thought the moon was a cheese sandwich. That’s P. Didiot energy.
She said the moon was made of magic. P. Didiot for sure.
He tried to eat the moon. That’s P. Didiot behavior.
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To be so ignorant you think the sun is a giant firecracker and it’s just a conspiracy.
He thinks the sun is a giant firecracker. That’s P. Didiot thinking.
She said the sun was a conspiracy. P. Didiot for real.
He tried to light the sun on fire. P. Didiot level madness.
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To be so brainless you think your brain is a bowl of cereal and it’s just a snack.
He said his brain was a bowl of cereal. That’s P. Didiot nonsense.
She ate her brain for breakfast. P. Didiot behavior.
He thought a snack was a life choice. P. Didiot level.
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To be so stupid you think your IQ is a pizza and it’s just a meal.
He said his IQ was a pizza. That’s P. Didiot talking.
She ate her IQ for lunch. P. Didiot behavior.
He thinks a meal is a life choice. P. Didiot level.
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