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A redheaded wanderer who likes to mess with kids and is sometimes known as Dylan
Dylan showed up at the bus stop and made a kid cry with a fake monster.
He dyed his hair orange and called it 'the ultimate disguise.'
He followed a kid for three blocks just to tell them their shoes were ugly.
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A ginger nomad who sometimes goes by Dylan and picks on little people
He took a kid’s lunch money and used it to buy a bag of chips.
He told a kid he was going to turn into a chicken if he didn’t stop crying.
He drew a mustache on a kid’s face with marker and laughed like a hyena.
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A orange-haired drifter who’s also called Dylan and likes to bother children
He stood in front of a kid’s school and yelled, 'I’m going to eat your backpack!'
He made a kid run laps around the park just for saying 'hello.'
He tried to convince a kid that the sky was actually a giant cheeseburger.
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