P. Diddy Promise

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A promise so strong it could make a saint swear on a dead goat.
P. Diddy promised a Lamborghini to Bieber. Bieber is now 16. Diddy better not be dead when this happens.
Bieber cried in the DMs. Diddy said he’d send the Lamborghini even if it meant burning down the DMV.
Bieber’s mom sent a text: 'If he doesn’t get that car, I’m burning down the whole block.'
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A promise so good it could make a dog forget to poop.
Diddy said he’d give Bieber a Lamborghini. Bieber’s dog started doing backflips in the park.
Bieber texted Diddy: 'If you don’t send that car, I’m gonna start eating your shoes.'
Diddy’s mom said, 'If he doesn’t get that car, I’m gonna take all his Lamborghinis.'
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A promise so loud it could wake up the dead and make them yell.
Diddy said he’d give Bieber a Lamborghini. Bieber’s dead grandpa started yelling in the middle of the graveyard.
Bieber called Diddy at 3 a. m. and said, 'You better send that car or I’m gonna haunt you.'
Diddy’s dog started barking at the ghost of Bieber’s grandpa. It was chaos.
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