p delaney

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A stupid thing you strap to your junk to make it look less like a hanging meat market. It’s like a fake tan for your penis, but way more embarrassing.
My dad wears one at family dinners and no one talks about it.
She sent me a picture of her dad wearing one and said, 'This is why we can't have nice things.'
He tried to wear one during a Zoom call and it broke mid-meeting.
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A stupid piece of gear that you wear to make your cock and nuts look like they’re not about to fall off. It’s like a suspension bridge for your junk.
He wore one to the beach and it came off in the waves.
My cousin’s mom wears one to church every Sunday.
He tried to wear one during a dance and it fell off mid-twirl.
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A stupid thing you wear to make your junk look like it’s not about to quit. It’s like a bra for a guy, but way more awkward.
He wore one to a date and it fell off during the kiss.
My uncle wore one to the grocery store and it broke in the cereal aisle.
She sent me a DM saying, 'Your uncle’s p delaney is on fire.'
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