p-dance

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a dance that makes your junk shake like a soda can in a earthquake
my uncle tried p-dance and his pants fell off in the middle of the party
the gym teacher called it 'the worst thing since the invention of socks'
i saw a man p-dance and his dog started doing it too
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a move so wild your balls go on a rollercoaster and your thunderstick goes for a joyride
my friend did a p-dance and his pants were flying
the guy at the bar p-danced so hard he got a standing ovation from the ceiling
my mom said i was p-dancing like a confused chicken
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when you bounce so much your junk feels like it's doing the conga line
my brother did a p-dance and his pants came off like it was a fashion show
the kid in class p-danced and the teacher gave him a time-out
my dog p-danced and knocked over my cereal
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