P D phile

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A P D phile is a teen who hides in high schools and hits on 11-year-olds. They’re not old enough to be called a pedophile, so they just get statutory rape instead of the full monty.
My cousin got caught trying to make out with a 6th grader in the hallway. He said it was just a little kiss.
That guy in my math class is always whispering to the new kid. He’s probably a P D phile.
My brother got caught with a 12-year-old in the back of a pickup truck. He said it was just a crush.
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A P D phile is a kid who likes to mess with little kids. They’re too young to be a real pedophile, so they just get in trouble for statutory rape.
That guy in the lunchroom keeps flirting with the 5th graders. He’s a P D phile for sure.
My little brother told me his teacher was making out with a 10-year-old. She’s a P D phile.
He got caught texting a 7-year-old in the boy’s bathroom. That’s a P D phile right there.
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A P D phile is a kid who likes to get in trouble with little kids. They’re not old enough to be a real pedophile, so they just get statutory rape instead of the full deal.
My neighbor got caught sneaking into the school to make out with a 12-year-old. He’s a P D phile.
My cousin’s friend got caught with a 6th grader in the principal’s office. That’s a P D phile.
He keeps hanging out with the younger kids. He’s probably a P D phile.
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