Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

looks like they got hit by a truck and a pizza box at the same time.

My cousin is p cray. He tried to fight three cops with a slushie.

She’s p cray. Drove her car into a lake and still took selfies.

He’s p cray. Wore a chicken suit to a funeral and started dancing.

2

so messed up they think confetti is a type of cereal.

My dog is p cray. He eats socks and barks at the mailman like it’s a war.

My neighbor is p cray. Painted her cat’s face and called it a fashion show.

My brother is p cray. Wore a hat made of spaghetti to school.

3

acting like they just won the lottery and got a goat for a sidekick.

My mom is p cray. She took a nap during a thunderstorm and screamed at the clouds.

My friend is p cray. Dropped out of school to become a professional sock fighter.

My uncle is p cray. He tried to teach his parrot to swear and now it cusses at the TV.

4

so wild they think a sandwich is a life choice.

My teacher is p cray. Gave a pop quiz and then started singing show tunes.

My cousin is p cray. Started a band with his goldfish and called it ‘The Bubbling Beats.’

My dad is p cray. Danced on a table at a funeral and cried about a dead toaster.

5

so off the rails they think a traffic cone is a fashion statement.

My sister is p cray. Dressed up as a pizza for Halloween and got a ticket.

My friend is p cray. Started a fight over who had the better sneaker collection.

My brother is p cray. Tried to become a superhero and got stuck in a tree.

6

so wild they think a sock is a lifestyle.

My mom is p cray. She took her dog to a coffee shop and ordered a latte for it.

My neighbor is p cray. Started a band with her chickens and called it ‘Cluck n’ Roll.’

My dad is p cray. Wore a hat made of spoons to a meeting and got fired.