p cramps

My period cramps are like my ex's texts, constant and annoying

I just looked at my dog and said 'I'm going to kill you' because of these cramps

I can't feel my legs anymore. My insides are winning.

These cramps are so bad, I'm considering a career change, to being a ghost

I just screamed at my toaster. My period cramps are that bad.

My body is throwing a party and I'm not invited.

I can feel my uterus doing a conga line and I'm not even dancing

I just sat down because my uterus is doing a conga line and it's making me dizzy

My period cramps are so bad, my uterus is doing a conga line and I'm just watching it.

I swear my insides are trying to escape my body. My period cramps are that bad.

I just tried to run away from my insides. They're faster than I thought.

My insides are like my little brother, always trying to escape.

I feel like my body is being attacked by tiny angry gremlins

My period cramps are like a gremlin war inside me

I just screamed at my gremlins. They're too loud.

My insides are doing a karate chop to my outsides, I can feel it

I just did a karate chop to my insides. They're not nice.

My period cramps are like a karate chop to my brain.