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a guy who shines like a diamond and makes girls drop their pants.
He walks in and all the girls start drooling.
He showed up in a Lamborghini and got every girl's number.
He texted me and said, 'I’m so hot I could melt your phone.'
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a guy who thinks he’s the main character of every girl’s story.
He asked the barista for her number and then asked her if she had a twin.
He told me he had 100 followers and I had 2.
He said, 'I’m the only one who matters here.'
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a guy who thinks every girl is his future wife and every guy is his future rival.
He asked me if I wanted to be his wife or his best friend.
He told the guy next to me, 'You’re gonna be my rival someday.'
He texted me and said, 'We’re gonna get married someday.'
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a guy who thinks he’s the only one who can make a girl laugh.
He told the same joke to 10 girls and expected all of them to laugh.
He said, 'I’m the only one who can make you happy.'
He texted me, 'You’re only laughing because I’m funny.'
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a guy who thinks he’s the king of the school and everyone else is just a peasant.
He told me, 'I’m the king. You’re just a peasant.'
He walked into the room and everyone else fell silent.
He said, 'I don’t even need to try. I’m the king.'
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a guy who shows up to every party and takes all the attention.
He showed up to the party and every girl turned to look at him.
He arrived late and everyone started talking about him.
He walked in and said, 'I’m here to take the spotlight.'