p-chops

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P-chops are the worst kind of fake photos. People use Photoshop to make things look better than they really are. It’s like lying to your friends with pictures.
My face looks like a raccoon in this p-chop. I’m gonna kill the photographer.
She p-chopped her lunch so it looked like a gourmet meal. It was just a sandwich.
He sent me a p-chop of his ex. She looked like a hot mess. I laughed so hard I cried.
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A p-chop is a nasty, cheap supermarket in New York. It steals your money and your soul. Everyone who works there is stuck there forever.
That p-chop stole $20 from me. I bought one apple and a bag of chips.
My cousin works at the p-chop. He’s been there for 20 years. He still doesn’t know why.
I went to the p-chop to buy bread. I came out with a loaf, a bag of chips, and a $50 bill.
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