p check

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A p check is when you call out someone’s fake superiority after they say something stupid and clueless.

You: 'You think you're so cool?' Me: 'Oh, I know you're not cool. I just know you're clueless.'

Me: 'You act like you've never been treated like trash.' You: 'What?' Me: 'You're just mad I know your secret.'

You: 'I don't even know what privilege is.' Me: 'Oh, you're just pretending to be confused.'

A p check is when two guys, no matter if they're straight, gay, or confused, ask each other how much vape juice is left in their pod.

'Hey, how much vape do you have left?' 'Like, a drop.' 'Bro, you're running on fumes.'

'You know you only have one puff left.' 'I know. That’s why I’m checking you.'

'You're asking me about my pod? I thought you were out of juice.' 'I am. That’s why I’m checking you.'

A p check is when you type 'P' in someone’s browser and make them suffer by seeing all their dirty secrets.

You type 'P' and their browser opens to a full screen of porn. You laugh. They die.

You trick your friend into typing 'P' and it shows all their saved porn. They’re horrified.

You log into your mom's browser and type 'P.' She screams. You’re the best kid ever.