P bum

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A park bum is a person who got kicked out of every group they ever joined and now sits in the park like a forgotten sock.

I saw a park bum eating a sandwich at 2 AM and he was crying.

That park bum tried to ask me for money and I told him to go back to his dirt pile.

The park bum started singing show tunes and nobody noticed.

A park bum is someone who used to have friends but now just sits in the park and stares at pigeons like they owe him money.

That park bum threw a sandwich at a pigeon and it ran away.

I asked the park bum why he was there and he said, 'I ran out of places to be sad.'

The park bum tried to talk to me and I said, 'You’re not worth my time.'

A park bum is a person who doesn’t have a life and spends all their time in the park like it’s their full-time job.

That park bum showed up at the park with a coffee and a complaint.

The park bum sat there for three hours just to tell me about his ex.

I saw the park bum eating a donut and it looked like it was the best meal ever.