p bomb

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When you take a big poop or pee in a pumpkin, stick a duct tape on it, and chuck it at someone like they owe you money.
My cousin p-bombed my brother during Halloween. He was screaming like a baby.
I p-bombed my math teacher. He didn't even flinch.
At the park, I p-bombed a kid who was eating cotton candy. It was glorious.
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When you hold your pee like a madman and then let it all go in one big, messy burst out of your tiny peen.
I held my pee for three hours and then exploded like a volcano. It was epic.
My brother did a p-bomb in the middle of my mom's favorite TV show. She was not happy.
During gym class, I did a p-bomb in front of the whole school.
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When you take a big poop or pee in a pumpkin, stick a duct tape on it, and chuck it at someone like they owe you money.
My cousin p-bombed my brother during Halloween. He was screaming like a baby.
I p-bombed my math teacher. He didn't even flinch.
At the park, I p-bombed a kid who was eating cotton candy. It was glorious.
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When you pee out of your butt because you're so sick you're ready to die. It's usually from bad food, a bad trip, or a revenge from a mad snake.
After eating a whole pizza, I peed out of my butt like a crazy man.
I got Montezuma's Revenge and peed out of my butt in the middle of a class.
That Mexican snake got me so mad, I peed out of my butt in the pool.
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When you tell the guy who knocked you up that you're knocked up. It's usually full of rage and regret.
I told my baby dad I was pregnant. He ran out like his pants were on fire.
My friend told her baby dad she was knocked up. He screamed and got a tattoo.
I told my guy I was pregnant. He threw up and left.
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When you're talking about the lower part of a girl’s body. It’s usually full of bad smells and good vibes.
My friend said my girl parts smelled like a garbage can. I was mad.
He called my sister’s girl parts the worst ever. She kicked him.
My cousin called my girl parts the best ever. I believed him.
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When a girl's pussy is so good, wet, and tight, it makes you cum so fast you think you're going to explode.
Her pussy was so good, I cummed so fast I was dizzy.
He said her pussy was so wet, I almost cried.
I had a p-bomb from her pussy. It was the best day ever.
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