Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who blows his load before the first round is done. He’s like a kid who can’t wait for the cake to cool.

DM: 'He lasted 3 seconds. P and D for life.'

Tweet: 'My guy went P and D before the movie started.'

Text: 'He came before the first commercial. P and D.'

2

Short for 'pissed off.' You're so angry you'd rather pee on someone than talk to them.

Tweet: 'My dog ate my homework. P and D.'

Text: 'You missed my call? P and D.'

DM: 'He said I was P and D. I took it as a compliment.'

3

A story so long and so weird it was like reading a grocery list from the devil. It got stolen, and no one cared.

Tweet: 'That story was longer than my ex's lies.'

Text: 'Read it and weep. Or vomit.'

DM: 'That story was so bad it got stolen twice.'

4

A stock scam where you lie about a company so you can sell your shares and laugh all the way to the bank.

Tweet: 'He P and D'd the stock and made $10,000.'

Text: 'They P and D'd the company. I lost my shirt.'

DM: 'He P and D'd me out of $500.'

5

A girl who got a blow job and threw up. She’s the worst kind of lover. Like a kid who can’t handle sour candy.

Text: 'She turned into a puking machine.'

Tweet: 'My girlfriend I P O D'd me.'

DM: 'She came in, got head, and threw up. I P O D.'

6

A silly song made up to mock people. It’s like a joke that won’t stop singing.

Tweet: 'I sang it in the car. I felt silly.'

Text: 'That song was the worst. I P and D'd it.'

DM: 'We sang it at the party. It was a disaster.'

7

The power inside every man that makes him want to be cool, strong, and ready for anything. It’s like having a superhero inside you.

Tweet: 'He’s got Pride and Desire. He’s a beast.'

Text: 'That guy has Pride and Desire. He’s unstoppable.'

DM: 'He’s got the Pride and Desire. I’m jealous.'