P-996 Lazer

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This is the jet you ride when you're too lazy to steal a helicopter. It shoots missiles, locks on like a lunatic, and has a cannon that explodes your enemies’ brains. It’s stuck in a stupid desert with no snacks.

I flew the P-996 and exploded three cops. They didn’t even bring snacks.

That jet is the only thing keeping me from crying in the desert.

I shot missiles at a truck. It exploded. I got a snack. They didn’t.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

This jet is like a middle schooler with a backpack full of bombs. It has missiles, lock-ons, and a cannon that goes boom. It’s in a stupid place called Fort Zancudo, which sounds like a bad math problem.

I took the P-996 and blew up my math teacher. He didn’t even bring snacks.

That jet is the worst thing since soggy pizza.

I shot a lock-on missile at a cop. He cried. I got a snack.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

This jet is like a mad dog with a missile launcher. It shoots things, explodes things, and hates your guts. It’s in some stupid desert with no snacks and a lot of crying.

I flew the P-996 and cried because there were no snacks. I exploded a cop.

That jet is the reason I failed math. It hates me.

I shot a missile at a truck. It exploded. I got a snack. They didn’t.

by Slangipedia 7d ago