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a polish hamster so rare it makes your grandpa cry and your mom's cat run away
I spent $500 on a hamster and it turned out to be a normal hamster. I'm never eating polish again.
My friend tried to find this hamster and now he's living in a trash can.
I saw one once and it was like a miracle. I had to pray to get it.
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a hamster so polish it’s like your dad’s old sneaker in a fancy suit
My hamster is so polish it could beat my brother in a spelling bee.
I found a polish hamster and it looked like my dog after a bath.
This hamster is so polish it could be a teacher.
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a hamster so polish it’s like your uncle’s loud truck in a library
That hamster is so polish it makes my math teacher mad.
I tried to find it and it was like looking for my lost sock.
This hamster is polish and I’m not even mad.
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