Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you sleep so hard you wake up in a different dimension and your mom is yelling at you from the void

I o'zeed through a portal and my dog ate my homework

I slept so long I missed my own funeral

I woke up and my pants were on my head

2

When you're so tired you fall asleep and your brain takes a vacation

I o'zeed and my brain went to the mall

I slept so much I turned into a couch

I woke up and my toes were on my face

3

When you sleep so much you forget your own name and your dog becomes president

I o'zeed and my dog took over the world

I slept so hard I forgot who I was

I woke up and my dog was giving me orders

4

When you sleep so long your bed starts charging your phone and your mom calls the cops

I o'zeed and my bed became a spaceship

I slept so much my mom called the police

I woke up and my bed was smoking

5

When you sleep so hard you fall into a hole and your brain comes out

I o'zeed and my brain popped out

I slept so long I fell into the ocean

I woke up and my brain was on my pillow

6

When you sleep so much you become a ghost and your dog starts barking at walls

I o'zeed and I turned into a ghost

I slept so much my dog went insane

I woke up and my dog was talking to a wall