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A second wave of insults aimed at the same person. It's like getting kicked when you're already down and then being told you smell like a rotten sock.
You said I was ugly. Now I'm saying you're a hairless rat with a face like a used pizza.
I called you a donkey. Now I'm telling your mom you're a donkey.
You said I was fat. Now I said you're a burger that didn't know it was a burger.
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When you add more hurtful words to the same person. It’s like throwing more dirt on a pile of poop and then laughing.
You said I was lazy. Now I said you were a couch that didn’t know it was a couch.
You said my hair was a disaster. Now I said your hair was a lost battle.
You called me a failure. Now I called you a broken toaster.
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A second insult to make the first one feel like a warm-up. It’s like getting burned by a flame and then being told you looked like a flamingo in a fire.
You said I was stupid. Now I said you were a broken calculator.
You said my jokes were bad. Now I said your jokes were the reason why jokes got banned.
You said I was loud. Now I said you were a blender that didn’t know it was a blender.
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When you add more insults to the same person. It's like being hit with a brick and then told you looked like a brick that had a bad day.
You said I was messy. Now I said you were a sock that never found its pair.
You said I was slow. Now I said you were a turtle that got stuck in a traffic jam.
You said I was annoying. Now I said you were a loudspeaker that never got a vacation.
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A second round of insults like the first one was just a appetizer. It’s like getting insulted and then being told you looked like a used napkin.
You said I was a bad friend. Now I said you were a friend that didn’t know it was a friend.
You said my music was terrible. Now I said your music was the reason music got a divorce.
You said I was weak. Now I said you were a noodle that didn’t know it was a noodle.
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