Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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O'Tooled means you’re so drunk you could crawl out of a bar and kiss a fire hydrant. It’s like Peter O’Toole’s face after a 12-hour bender.

I woke up with a hangover so bad, I thought I’d been run over by a bus.

He drank 12 shots and tried to dance the Macarena.

She O’Tooled so hard, she got kicked out of three bars in one night.

2

O'Tooled means you get rejected so much, you’ve got a permanent scowl and a permanent bruise on your ego.

He got rejected by seven girls in one day. He’s still mad.

She tried to win an Oscar eight times and lost every time. O’Tooled for life.

He lost his job, his girlfriend, and his dignity. O’Tooled for real.

3

O’Tooled is when you’re so cool, you could be a god, but you’re too busy being a total bad-ass to notice.

He walked into the room, and everyone stopped talking. That’s O’Tooled.

She’s got the looks, the money, and the confidence. Total O’Tooled.

He just gave someone the best pleasure of their life. That’s O’Tooled.

4

O’Tooled is that kid in grade six who said, ‘Dicks before Chicks,’ and now everyone calls him Dickhead.

He rapped about breaking hearts and being a total legend.

He called everyone Dickhead and didn’t care.

He dropped a beat so good, the whole school started singing along.

5

O’Tooled is that stubborn guy who won’t take his sneakers off, even if you drag him out of a lake.

He walked into class with his sneakers on and refused to take them off.

He walked all the way to the park in his sneakers.

He walked through a puddle just to prove he wouldn’t take them off.

6

O’Tooled is when you stick your wiener in something sticky, then in a pile of cocaine, and then go have sex like it’s a competition.

He dipped his wiener in honey, then in cocaine, and then ran into the street.

She took her wiener and stuck it in every snack she had.

He did it so much, he got a tattoo of a wiener on his arm.

7

O’Tooled is when you’re so famous, you think the whole world owes you a sandwich.

She’s so famous, even the mailman knows her name.

He’s got more fame than a rockstar and doesn’t even know it.

She’s so famous, the president called her.