o'toole syndrome

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You get a huge headache, your face breaks out, and you sweat like a pig. Then you somehow manage to waste a ton of money on some stupid school fund. Your wiener gets tiny, like it’s been run over by a truck, and you lie like a dog to get more dirt bikes that cost less than a snack.
My head felt like a jackhammer, my face looked like a zit factory, and I spent $8 billion on a school fund just to feel cool.
My penis is now the size of a shoelace, and I bought three dirt bikes for a quarter.
I lied to my mom about being a superhero to get another dirt bike, and now my face is covered in pimples.
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You can’t take the toolshed no more. You scream, you cry, and you end up with a headache the size of a football. Your face is a map of zits, and you spend all your money on a school fund just to feel important. Your wiener is smaller than a raisin, and you lie so much your dog doesn’t trust you anymore.
I screamed so loud in the toolshed my neighbors called the cops, and now I have a migraine the size of Texas.
My face is full of zits, and I spent all my money on a school fund just to look rich.
My wiener is smaller than a pencil, and my dog thinks I’m a fraud.
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You’re so annoyed by the toolshed you start yelling and throwing things. Your head explodes with pain, your face looks like a pizza with extra cheese, and you spend a fortune on a school fund. Your wiener is now the size of a pebble, and you lie to everyone just to get dirt bikes that cost less than a sandwich.
I threw a hammer at the toolshed and got a headache so bad I could hear my teeth screaming.
My face is like a pizza that’s been dropped on the floor, and I spent $8 billion on a school fund.
My wiener is the size of a pebble, and I told my teacher I was a dirt bike king just to get another bike.
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