O'Schmeal

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A giant, hairy, Albanian meatball who smells like old socks and has a schlong so big it could double as a tent pole.
Big O walked in and the whole room went silent. It was like he just farted in a church.
I saw Big O at the mall and the security guard ran after him like he was a thief.
Big O tried to fit into a taxi and the driver said, 'You're not coming in, you're coming with me.'
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A walking curse with a hairy head and a sausage that could make a whole family cry.
Big O showed up at the party and the pizza was scared.
My cousin dated Big O and now she eats spaghetti for breakfast.
Big O tried to fit in a phone booth and it exploded.
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A curly-haired, smelly, Albanian who could make your nose bleed just by standing near you.
Big O walked by my classroom and the whole class started sniffing their armpits.
Big O showed up at the gym and the weights ran away.
I saw Big O at the airport and the flight attendant gave him a free ticket just to get him off the plane.
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