O'Reilly orgasm

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What the singers on the auto-parts-store ad sound like they're having when they're screaming at a traffic jam.
I just saw that ad again and it's like they're all having an O'Reilly orgasm in a parking lot.
That ad is so loud I think the car parts are getting a hard-on.
If I had to listen to that ad one more time, I’d scream so loud I’d wake up the dead.
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What happens when you mix a bad haircut with a bad relationship and a bad ad.
That ad is like my ex and my barber had a baby and it’s screaming at me.
If the auto-parts ad had a baby, that baby would be having an O'Reilly orgasm.
I feel like I'm in a bad relationship with a bad ad and a bad haircut.
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What you sound like when you're yelling at a car and it doesn't move.
I was yelling at my car like it was my ex and it didn’t even move.
That ad is like I'm yelling at my car and it's yelling back.
I was having an O'Reilly orgasm at my car and it just sat there like a fat kid at a buffet.
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