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A big pile of dumbass lies that everyone believes because they're too lazy to check the facts.
"He's the worst president ever!", said by someone who can't spell 'president'.
A kid in the back of the class yells, 'He's fake news!' while eating a sandwich.
A guy on the street yells, 'He's a witch!' and throws a soda can at a reporter.
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A loud, annoying TV show where a guy with a bald head yells about politics and hates everything that isn't white, male, or rich.
Bill yells, 'They’re all racists!' while wearing a tie that looks like a sock.
A guest says, 'I love the president!' and Bill screams, 'You’re a f***ing moron!' into a microphone.
A viewer texts, 'This show is louder than my mom's screaming.'
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The idea that a company will let a pig f*** up the workplace as long as he brings in cash.
The boss says, 'He’s our money maker!' while ignoring the complaints of 10 people.
A coworker whispers, 'He’s a pig, but he pays the bills.'
A employee texts, 'He f***ed 3 people and got a raise.'
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A disease that turns white, christian men into brainless, f***ing loud mouthed conservatives.
He yells, 'I’m saving America!' while eating a sandwich in a suit.
He texts, 'I’m going to burn the library down!' and forgets his coffee.
He screams at a reporter, 'You’re a f***ing liberal!' while wearing a hat that says 'Trump 2024.'
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A show that lies about the truth and thinks it’s the opposite of lying.
Bill says, 'There’s no spin here!' while spinning the truth like a f***ing twerp.
A guest says, 'I’m not biased!' and then says something stupid.
A viewer texts, 'This show is full of lies, and they all think they’re the truth.'
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A number that shows how many f***ing perverts are in your town.
The town has 100 sex offenders and one of them is your dad.
A kid says, 'There are 20 f***ers in my town!' and runs away.
A news report says, 'The number has gone up to 500!' and everyone screams, 'We’re all doomed!'
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