O'reilly

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The last name of that smelly Fox News guy Bill O'Reilly. His fans yell his name like it's the start of a party, and his enemies just say 'Oh Really?' like they're mocking a broken record.
'O'Reilly!' the crowd screams as he yells about imaginary conspiracies.
His enemy texts, 'Oh really? You're still wrong.'
A kid in class says 'Oh really?' when he says the sky is green.
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When the truth gets so messed up it's like a pile of garbage, and the person who made it up is too lazy to admit they're wrong.
He twisted the facts so much, it was like he had a crayon up his nose.
He denied it all even though the evidence was screaming at him.
He said 'I'm not wrong' when he was clearly wrong.
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When you jerk off with something up your butt while talking on the phone, just like that smelly Fox News guy was accused of doing.
He was on the phone, jerking off with a sock up his butt.
She was on a date and doing it with a banana.
He was in the bathroom with a feather and a phone.
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When you use a vibrator in your butt while having a phone conversation and it’s the worst thing ever.
He was talking on the phone, and his butt was getting a massage from a toy.
She was on a call and her ass was happy.
He had a vibrating thing in his butt and was yelling at a reporter.
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A word for someone who is as dumb as a sack of bricks. You can only use it after they do something so stupid it makes your brain hurt.
He said the moon was made of cheese, and that’s when I called him an O'Reilly.
She said gravity was a myth and got called an O'Reilly.
He tried to fly a plane with a spoon and got called an O'Reilly.
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A sudden fit of rage that hits someone when things go wrong or someone else is being dumb. They yell stuff like 'Can't do it' and 'F-it' like they're mad at the whole world.
He flipped out when the coffee was cold and yelled 'Can't do it!'
She screamed 'F-it!' when her dog ate her homework.
He yelled 'Go Go!' when his pants fell down in public.
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A creature that's either connected to the Beast or might be the Beast itself. It's like the Beast's cousin who also does karate.
He saw a shadow in the woods and said it was an O'Reilly.
She screamed when she saw one in her bedroom.
He saw one on the TV and said it was trying to take over the world.
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