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You show up to a party drunk and get completely roasted. You steal the hot girl's panties and wear them to bed, only to wake up with them on and no memory of what happened.
I showed up to the party with a hangover and got called a f***ing loser. I stole her panties and passed out. Woke up in them like a f***ing idiot.
Got roasted at the party like a f***ing chump. Stole her panties and passed out. Woke up in them like a f***ing lunatic.
I got called a f***ing moron at the party. I stole her panties and passed out. Woke up in them like a f***ing disaster.