o.o gold

Yo, o. o gold is the reason I failed math and my mom’s screaming.

I saw o. o gold in the lobby and I immediately peed my pants.

My dog tried to eat my homework and o. o gold made it worse.

My teacher said I was being too loud. I said, 'I’m just talking to o. o gold.'

I texted o. o gold and my phone exploded. Literally.

I tried to summon o. o gold and now my socks are on fire.

I had a dream about o. o gold and I woke up crying.

I asked for a snack and o. o gold gave me a nuclear bomb.

My mom said I was being too weird. I said, 'That’s because I’m with o. o gold.'