Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A tough-ass Air Force colonel who blasts stuff through the Stargate and has more sarcasm than a broken toaster.

Sir, I'm ready to fight the aliens!

You're gonna die, and I'll enjoy it.

I don't need a weapon. I have a mouth, and it's full of attitude.

2

A fancy alien ship that kicks replicator butt and thinks it's the boss of the galaxy.

This ship is so advanced, even the replicators are confused.

The Asgard's pride and joy, and it's not afraid of a little copy-paste action.

That ship looks like it could take on a whole universe and win.

3

A creepy little thing that shows up on your top lip like a surprise party you didn't ask for. Being o'neilled is the worst.

I walked into a meeting and my boss asked, 'Why is there a bug on your face?'

I tried to kiss my girlfriend, and she looked at me like I had a monster on my face.

At the grocery store, the guy behind me said, 'You’re gonna scare the produce.'

4

The most annoying crybaby in baseball, who thinks every strike is a personal attack.

He whined so much, the umpire gave him a warning.

He cried after the first pitch, and the crowd laughed at him.

He was so whiney, the baseball started to feel sorry for him.

5

A magical wizard who is worshipped by fans, and women lose their minds over him. He’s basically a god in a sports jersey.

He’s the reason girls start screaming at the ballpark.

He’s so cool, even the moon stares at him.

Fans think he’s a superhero, but he just eats a hot dog and smiles.

6

Whatever he says is law. No arguing. No questions. Just do what he says, or else.

He said 'go,' and I went. No questions asked.

He told me to jump, and I jumped, off a cliff.

He said 'eat this,' and I ate it, even though it was a shoe.

7

A drunk Irishman who takes the longest bus ride home and complains the whole way.

He said, 'I'm not drunk, I'm just Irish.'

He took a 10-hour bus ride and still wasn’t done talking.

He started a fight with the bus driver just for being tired.