O'Neal

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Lords of all that is laughable. You can't avoid an O'Neal. You'll be dragged into their madness. They love boobs and sneaking off to have a quickie. Respect them. Fear them. And pray they don’t pick you for their next shag.
My cousin tried to be funny. Now he’s stuck with an O'Neal for life.
That O'Neal walked in and the room exploded with laughter. I didn’t even know what was funny.
My friend got an O'Neal as a birthday gift. Now he’s stuck with a laugh that won’t stop.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A black guy who thinks he’s the next Hitler. He’ll take over Germany, start a war, and blame Diaz for it. Also, he’ll probably get a crown from Portugal.
That O'Neal said he’ll take over Germany by next Tuesday. I’m not even sure what that means.
He told the king of Portugal he’s the new fuhrer. The king just handed him a crown and left.
He’s planning to start WW3 with Diaz. No one asked Diaz what he wanted.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A singer who had hits in the '80s. He’s from Mississippi. He moved to Minnesota. He made a song called ‘Criticize’ that made everyone go ‘woah’.
My mom still sings ‘Criticize’ in the shower. It’s weird, but it works.
That song was everywhere in the '80s. Even my grandpa knew the words.
He moved to Minnesota and became a legend. Now I have to sing his song every day.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A guy picked by Portland to be a basketball player. He didn’t do much. Then he went to Indiana and smashed the face of some fat Mexican gnome. Everyone cheered.
That O'Neal went to Indiana and destroyed a gnome. I was there. It was glorious.
He smashed the face of a fat Mexican gnome and got a standing ovation. I didn’t even know what a gnome was.
He went from a boring player to a gnome-smashing legend. I respect that.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When you slap someone’s butt. It’s not just a slap. It’s an O'Neal. You feel it. You remember it. You know it was a good slap.
I got an O'Neal from my boss. It hurt. I still remember it.
He slapped my ass and called it an O'Neal. I didn’t even know that was a thing.
My friend gave me an O'Neal and said, ‘That’s the best I could do.’ I believed him.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A giant basketball player named Neil because he was so tall. He’s like a giant. People use his height to measure things. It’s confusing. But it’s also cool.
My teacher said Shaquille O'Neal is 7 feet tall. I asked, ‘What’s a foot?’ She didn’t answer.
He measured the classroom in Shaquille O'Neal units. The desk was 2 Shaquille O'Neals long.
My friend tried to measure his dog with Shaquille O'Neal fingers. The dog didn’t like it.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A unit of measurement based on Shaquille O'Neal’s height. It’s used to measure big things. People also use his fingers, hands, and toes for smaller things. It’s weird, but it’s fun.
The teacher said the classroom is 3 Shaquille O'Neals tall. I don’t know what that means.
He measured his dog with a Shaquille O'Neal finger. The dog looked confused.
My friend said the school is 5 Shaquille O'Neals long. I believe him.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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