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Old Money Richmond is the only place on Earth where your ancestors could afford to breathe and still have change left. Everyone else is just poor with better hair.
My cousin moved to DC and now thinks she's rich. She's just rich in confusion.
I told my friend she's not O. M. R. and she said I'm jealous of her grandpa's gold teeth.
My teacher called me 'just rich' and I cried in the hallway.