O'marathon

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A ridiculous run of 18 miles or more just to show off how much you can suffer for no damn reason. It’s like running through a dumpster fire while your brain is melting.
"I did my O'marathon today. My legs are now bricks."
"Why would anyone run 18 miles? I ran 2 and I’m dead."
"My O'marathon was 20 miles. I didn’t even stop to pee."
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A run so long and stupid it makes your knees cry and your brain quit. Only kids who think they're tough enough to be the next Timothy O'Mara do this.
"I did my O'marathon and my knees are now crying."
"I ran 18 miles. My brain said 'I give up.'"
"I did my O'marathon and now I hate my life."
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When you run so far your feet turn into burnt toast and your lungs scream for mercy. Only the crazy ones in Western Pennsylvania do this just to feel important.
"My O'marathon made my feet look like burnt toast."
"I ran 18 miles and my lungs are now screaming."
"I did my O'marathon and now I feel like a legend."
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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