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Cheating on your lover, stealing their cash, and making them feel like a used-up bag of chips. Then you dump them because they’re broke and loud. Bonus points if you cornhole them or send them to the nut house.

I got caught with my pants down and my lover’s wallet. Now I’m paying for her therapy.

He took my money and my heart, then broke up with me because I was broke and loud.

She went from rich to broke in one week. I think she’s in the nut house now.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Writing checks to the grocery store like it’s a game, then putting that cash in the bank to cover the checks you wrote yesterday. Repeat until your paycheck arrives.

I wrote a check to the store, then used that money to cover the check I wrote yesterday. Again.

Every day I check my bank account and realize I’m just one paycheck away from being broke.

I’m writing checks to the store like it’s a sport. I’m going to be broke forever.

by Slangipedia 7d ago