O.L.S Old Lady Syndrome

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you get the sudden urge to say no to every fun event just because you’re too cheap to buy a drink and too lazy to show up

Nope. I’m staying home. I’d rather drink tap water than pay for a cocktail.

I’m not going to the party. I don’t want to spend money on fun.

Why would I go to the bar? I have a couch and a bag of chips.

you feel the need to ruin everyone’s good time by refusing to go out and pretending you have a life

I can’t go to the concert. I have a life. I’m busy being sad.

Why would I go to the bar? I’m not a social person.

I’m not going to the wedding. I have a life.

you start acting like you’re too good for any event that involves alcohol and fun

I’m not going to the party. I’m too good for that kind of nonsense.

Why would I go to the bar? I’m not a drunk.

I’m not going to the event. I’m too good for that kind of fun.

you get the urge to cancel every fun event just because you’re too tired to have a good time

I’m not going to the party. I’m too tired to have fun.

Why would I go to the bar? I’m too tired to drink.

I’m not going to the event. I’m too tired to be happy.

you feel the need to turn down every fun event just because you think you’re too cool for it

I’m not going to the party. I’m too cool for that kind of nonsense.

Why would I go to the bar? I’m too cool for that kind of fun.

I’m not going to the event. I’m too cool for that kind of nonsense.