Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

on line like you're stuck in a toilet with no toilet paper and no hope

I was on line for 2 hours just to buy a bag of chips and my phone died.

My mom was on line for the best taco spot in town and got a parking ticket.

I was on line for a concert and the person in front of me fell over and got arrested.

2

a Tie-Fighter seen from above like it’s the size of a cockroach and it’s about to poop on you

That Tie-Fighter looked like it was going to crash into my cereal bowl.

I saw that Tie-Fighter from above and I thought it was my uncle’s spaceship.

That Tie-Fighter looked like it had a bad hair day and no sense of direction.

3

a lot of lag like your video game is stuck in a traffic jam with a bunch of angry cows

My game was lagging so bad it felt like my brain was being dragged through a blender.

The lag was so bad I thought my controller had a death wish.

I was playing my favorite game and the lag made me cry.

4

a bunch of lies like you’re telling your mom you passed math when you failed it and it’s raining cows

He told his mom he passed math and it was a lie and the teacher was mad.

She said she had a date but it was a lie and she was eating pizza at home.

He said he had money but it was a lie and he was broke and hungry.

5

a Tie-Fighter seen from above like it’s a giant cockroach and it’s about to poop on you

That Tie-Fighter looked like it was going to crash into my cereal bowl.

I saw that Tie-Fighter from above and I thought it was my uncle’s spaceship.

That Tie-Fighter looked like it had a bad hair day and no sense of direction.

6

a really outlandish love like you’re mad in the head and you think your sock is your soulmate

He loves his sock so much he talks to it like it’s his best friend.

She thinks her shoe is her soulmate and they have a whole relationship.

He married his sock and it’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen.

7

a bunch of lies like you’re telling your mom you passed math when you failed it and it’s raining cows

He told his mom he passed math and it was a lie and the teacher was mad.

She said she had a date but it was a lie and she was eating pizza at home.

He said he had money but it was a lie and he was broke and hungry.