Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a super dry patch of skin near a girl's snatch, like it's been through a war and lost all its moisture

My pants are stuck to my crotch like glue. This is an O'Hearnan moment.

She tried to walk in heels and got an O'Hearnan. It was a disaster.

He said it looked like a desert had taken over her snatch.

2

when a girl’s lips are so dry they look like they’re about to cry and then fall off

Her lips were cracked like a dried-up river. O'Hearnan for life.

She tried to kiss me, but it felt like sandpaper. O'Hearnan confirmed.

She said her lips looked like a raccoon’s butt. O'Hearnan was real.

3

a patch of skin so dry it looks like it’s been dipped in hot soup and left to burn

She looked like she’d been dipped in soup. O'Hearnan was official.

He said it looked like her snatch had been burned. O'Hearnan was for real.

She walked in like a flamingo. O'Hearnan was the result.

4

when a girl’s snatch is so dry it could probably start a fire

Her snatch was so dry it could light a match. O'Hearnan was real.

She said it felt like she was wearing a sandbag. O'Hearnan was confirmed.

He looked at her like she’d been tortured. O'Hearnan was official.

5

a super flakey patch of skin that looks like it’s been kicked by a donkey

She looked like a donkey had kicked her snatch. O'Hearnan was on fire.

Her lips were flakey like a snowstorm. O'Hearnan was real.

He said it looked like a dog had peed on her. O'Hearnan was confirmed.

6

a patch of skin so dry it looks like it's been left in the Sahara for a year

Her snatch was so dry it looked like the Sahara. O'Hearnan was confirmed.

She said it felt like her skin was made of sand. O'Hearnan was official.

He said she looked like a desert rat. O'Hearnan was real.