O'Hare

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O'Hare is the Irish way of saying 'I'm the best and you're not.' It’s also how cool people talk in Ireland, like if you're the kind of person who thinks they're the best at everything.
O'Hare? That’s just a fancy way of saying I’m better than you at everything.
My cousin from Ireland calls me O'Hare because I think I’m the best at video games.
He said I’m O'Hare because I think I'm the best at eating pizza.
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He’s just one of you, living in Thneedville, but he’s annoying. You say things that might be true, but he’s too dumb to listen. He just yells and says stupid stuff.
He said I should start over, but I didn’t listen. I just yelled at him.
He said I was stupid and I said, 'Nah! Let it die!'
He’s the dumbest person in Thneedville, and I don’t like him.
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The man who found a way to sell air and got rich off of it. He’s so greedy, he would sell you air and then charge you for breathing.
He sells air and calls it a business. That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.
He made a zillion dollars just by selling air.
I’d rather breathe free air than pay him for it.
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Someone who acts like they're stupid, but they're not. They just make bad decisions, can’t use a fork and knife, and walk like they’re in pain.
He can’t use a fork and knife, but he still eats like he’s in a restaurant.
He walks like he’s hurt and he’s not even injured.
He said stupid stuff and he’s not even dumb.
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The man who sold air and got rich, and now he’s in Theendville, probably still selling air to people who don’t need it.
He’s in Theendville and still selling air to people who don’t even need it.
He got rich by selling air and now he’s in Theendville.
He’s still selling air and he’s not even in Chicago anymore.
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An Irish guy who loves to copulate like a rabbit, fast, loud, and with no shame. He’s the kind of guy who has 10 kids and doesn’t even care.
He copulates like a rabbit and doesn’t even care about the kids.
He loves to copulate and he’s not even tired.
He has 10 kids and doesn’t even care about the noise.
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The biggest airport in Chicago, and it’s a nightmare. It’s loud, it’s busy, and if it rains, you’re stuck there for hours.
O’Hare is the worst airport and it’s always busy.
If it rains, you’re stuck at O’Hare for hours.
They added runways, but people still complain about the noise.
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