O'Hanley

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A walking legend. A monster. A guy so tough he could bench-press a goat and still have time to yell at it.
I saw O'Hanley eat a whole pizza by himself. The crust was still yelling at him.
He once screamed so loud during a debate that the mic exploded and his opponent started crying.
He called a pigeon a 'f***ing traitor' and it ran away.
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A man who thinks he’s a god. A radio host who talks for days and still has time to insult your mom.
He once said liberals are like f***ing weeds. They grow everywhere and won’t stop coming back.
He wrote a book called 'Gay Jew Homo-Nazi Abortions' and it’s all true. Probably.
He once yelled at a banana for 12 hours straight.
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A man who can talk for 96 hours straight. He once attacked a guy in a bathroom with a mic like it was a sword.
He once said minorities want to murder you and rape your kids. And he’s probably right.
He called a stagehand a ninja assassin and tried to strangle him with a cord.
He once debated a kid and the kid cried. Then the kid’s mom cried.
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A guy who writes books that are just long rants about how bad everything is. And he’s right.
He wrote a book about how minorities want to murder you and it’s all true.
He once said 'Gay Jew Homo-Nazi Abortions' and it was a real thing.
He once wrote a book for kids and it still has f***ing curses in it.
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A man who thinks he’s the best debater in the whole world. And he might be right.
He once debated a kid and the kid cried. Then the kid’s mom cried.
He once said 'Gay Jew Homo-Nazi Abortions' and it was the best thing ever.
He once yelled at a banana for 12 hours straight.
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A man who thinks he’s the most important person in the world. And he might be.
He once said minorities want to murder you and rape your kids. And it’s true.
He once attacked a guy in a bathroom with a mic like it was a sword.
He once yelled at a banana for 12 hours straight.
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