O'Hair line

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this forehead is so big it could be its own state. they should call it O'Hair-land. you could park a semi on it and still have room for a keg party.
my forehead is so huge I can host a BBQ on it and still have room for my cousin's entire family.
this guy's forehead is like a parking lot. I tried to park my car on it and it just rolled into the sidewalk.
my forehead is so big it could be a football field. I just played a game of football on it and won by 100 points.
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this forehead is like a mountain range. you could climb it. you could camp on it. and you could definitely swear at it because it’s that annoying.
my forehead is like a mountain. I climbed it and got lost on the way down.
this guy’s forehead is so huge I thought it was a hill. I ran up it and it turned out to be a mountain.
my forehead is like a mountain. I tried to camp on it, but it rained and I got soaked.
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this forehead is so big it should get its own zip code. you could live on it. you could throw a party on it. and you could definitely curse it for being so huge.
my forehead has a zip code. I mail my letters to it and it sends them back with a note saying 'too big to handle.'
this guy’s forehead is so big it has a street address. I tried to deliver a pizza to it and it got lost.
my forehead is so big I have a mailbox on it. I mail my thoughts to it and it responds with a curse.
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