Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

this person is so funny they make you laugh until you cry and then throw up

my cousin told a joke so bad it made me puke in my pants

i watched this guy do stand-up and i laughed so hard i fell off the couch

my teacher said i was funny enough to be on a talent show for dogs

2

this person has more attitude than a raccoon in a trash can during a thunderstorm

my friend talked back to the principal like he was a toddler

i told my brother to shut up and he yelled back at me like i was a ghost

my dog barked at me like i had insulted his entire family

3

this person is so strong they could bench press a cow and still have energy for a dance party

my dad lifted a couch over his head like it was a pizza

i saw a kid carry a fridge up a flight of stairs

my grandma wrestled a bear and won

4

this person is so bold they would walk into a volcano just to prove a point

my brother jumped into a pool full of spaghetti just because he felt like it

i ran across the street in front of a truck because i was being dramatic

my neighbor yelled at the moon and it got scared

5

this person is so smart they could solve a math problem in their sleep and still have time to text their ex

my friend solved a puzzle in 10 seconds and then texted his crush

i did my homework in 2 minutes and then played video games

my brother passed a test without even looking at it

6

this person is so loving they would give you their last piece of pizza and still remember your birthday

my mom gave me her last slice of pizza and then remembered my birthday

i got a hug from my dad even though he was mad at me

my sister shared her candy with me and then drew me a picture