O.G.ISM

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O. G. ISM is when old farts try to flex their ancient knowledge on kids just to feel relevant again
My grandpa keeps telling me about the 80s like it was yesterday, but he was 12 then
My mom says she knows everything about rappers from the 90s, even though she wasn't alive then
My uncle yells at me for not knowing who 2Pac is, even though he didn’t know who I was either
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O. G. ISM is when someone who smells like a gym tries to teach you life lessons from the 70s like it’s a real thing
My dad says he knows everything about life because he was born in the 70s, even though he still uses a flip phone
My uncle told me the 70s were the best time ever, even though he was 8 then
My grandpa tried to teach me how to dance like he was still cool, but he just looked like a confused turtle
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O. G. ISM is when a grown man tries to sound cool by using words that don’t even make sense
My uncle said, 'I was the original OG,' like that meant something
My dad told me he knew everything about the 80s, even though he was 9
My grandpa said, 'I spit knowledge like it was a competition,' but he just said it in the shower
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O. G. ISM is when someone who can’t even remember their own password tries to act like they know everything about life
My dad said he knew everything about life because he was born in the 60s, even though he still uses a password from 2005
My uncle tried to teach me about the 70s like it was a real thing, but he couldn’t remember his own phone number
My grandpa told me he knew everything about rappers, even though he didn’t know who I was
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O. G. ISM is when someone who smells like a gym tries to sound cool just to feel young again
My dad said he was the original OG because he was born in the 60s, even though he still uses a flip phone
My uncle tried to teach me about the 80s like it was a real thing, but he couldn’t remember his own password
My grandpa told me he knew everything about rappers, even though he didn’t know who I was
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