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When you act like your sneeze could knock out a cow and your fart sounds like a jet engine.

I sneezed so loud my neighbor called the cops.

My fart during lunch made the whole cafeteria run for their lives.

I coughed so hard I think I broke my rib.

You fake your bodily functions so hard you could make a dead man blush.

I faked an orgasm in the middle of math class and my teacher nearly had a heart attack.

I pretended to fart during a Zoom meeting and my boss asked if I was okay.

I coughed so loud the dog ran out of the house.

You turn every tiny bodily function into a full-blown disaster.

My sneeze shattered a glass and my mom yelled at me.

I farted during a church service and the priest said a prayer for me.

I had such a loud cough I woke up my entire neighborhood.

You make your bodily functions sound like they could end the world.

I said I had a sneeze so loud it could end the world and my friend believed me.

I told my mom my fart could blow up the moon and she laughed at me.

I coughed so hard I think I could have knocked down a wall.

You fake your bodily functions so much you think you're a superhero.

I told my friends my sneeze could save the planet and they believed me.

I thought my fart could power a spaceship.

I coughed so hard I believed I could fly.