O.D.P.

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O. D. P. is a man who smells like old pizza and thinks he's still cool. He hits on women like they're his last chance to get laid.
My uncle is an O. D. P. He asked my mom to prom when he was 50.
He tried to flirt with my teacher. She gave him a D.
He wore a shirt that said 'I love my wife' and it was from 1992.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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O. D. P. is a guy who thinks he's a rock star. He still wears the same clothes from the 80s and still dances like he's on stage.
He tried to sing at my birthday party. It was like being tortured.
He asked my sister out. She said no. He said, 'I'll be back.'
He still uses the same hair gel from 1987.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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O. D. P. is a man who thinks he's the best at everything. He's wrong. He still thinks he's hot and everyone should know it.
He told me he dated a model. She was 17. He was 52.
He posted a selfie with a filter that made him look 20. It didn’t work.
He still thinks he’s the best at poker. He lost $200 last week.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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