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A guy with a tiny weenie who goes by Eoin. He’s like a sad little kid who thinks he’s cool.
'Eoin? Oh god, it's that guy again. I swear he's got a shrimp for a penis.'
'He walks into the room and says 'hi' like he's the king of the world. He's not.'
'I saw him at the bar. He tried to impress a girl by flexing. It was tragic.'