o'donnell

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A magical box where burgers go to hide from the world and your stomach.
My mom's fridge is an o'donnell. It’s full of greasy secrets.
I put my burger in the o'donnell and it vanished forever.
That o'donnell is cursed. I took one bite and now I’m haunted by cheese.
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A quarterback who threw more interceptions than a drunk kid at a pizza party.
That o'donnell threw four picks in the big game. Classic disaster.
He was the quarterback. He threw the ball like it was a cursed pizza.
I’d rather be hit by a bus than watch that o'donnell play.
3
A random thought that shows up when you’re about to finish your job.
I was halfway done with my homework when that o'donnell popped in.
I was about to cum when that o'donnell ruined it.
That o'donnell is like a cockroach in your brain.
4
Beating someone so hard you make them cry. Like when you beat a Trump with a Trump.
That o'donnell beat Trump so hard, he cried like a baby.
I o'donnell'd my brother. He’s still mad.
She o'donnell'd the whole class. They all cried.
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Having sex that’s so fake you think it’s a holy miracle. Or just jerking off because you’re too lazy to be sexy.
He o'donnell'd with his girlfriend. It was like watching paint dry.
I o'donnell'd because I didn’t want to get in trouble.
That o'donnell was so fake, it was like a religious experience.
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A fart so big, it could fill a whole room and make everyone stink.
That o'donnell was so loud, the whole class smelled it.
He let out an o'donnell and I had to leave the room.
That o'donnell was stronger than my dad’s beer breath.
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A gooey mess that comes out of a yeast infection. Also, a dumb politician who thinks being a virgin is cool.
That o'donnell was so gross, I threw up.
She’s an o'donnell. She thinks being a virgin is a superpower.
That o'donnell ran for office and lost. Big time.
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