O&D

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O D means you eat so much of something you probably won’t be able to walk straight again.
I OD'd on pizza and now I'm stuck in my couch.
She OD'd on candy and her teeth are gonna fall out.
He OD'd on weed and now he's talking to the ceiling.
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You're doing something so much it's like you're trying to kill it.
I OD'd on TikTok and now I can't stop dancing.
She OD'd on coffee and is now yelling at the barista.
He OD'd on video games and forgot his mom's birthday.
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You're doing something so much it's like you’re trying to murder it.
I OD'd on candy and now I'm fighting my brother for the last piece.
She OD'd on TikTok and now she's doing a dance in the grocery store.
He OD'd on weed and now he's talking to his pet goldfish.
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You're doing something so much it's like you’re trying to murder it.
I OD'd on pizza and now I'm stuck in my couch.
She OD'd on candy and her teeth are gonna fall out.
He OD'd on weed and now he's talking to the ceiling.
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You put your face between a woman’s boobs and shake it like you're trying to start a motorboat.
Bro, I OD'd on her boobs and now I’m making engine noises.
She OD'd on my boobs and now she's trying to drive me.
He OD'd on his mom’s boobs and now he's talking to the wall.
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You make things seem way cooler than they are or you take way too many drugs all at once.
I OD'd on my life and now I'm pretending I'm a superhero.
She OD'd on her job and now she's yelling at the printer.
He OD'd on his problems and now he's talking to the ceiling.
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You’re the guy who’s too lazy to take your chances and just ignores you instead.
He OD'd on my texts and now he's ignoring me.
She OD'd on my calls and now she's hiding in her closet.
He OD'd on my messages and now he's talking to his dog.
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